Florida man pleads 'no contest' to performing a botched castration surgery

Warning: the article has a few pics of bloody rooms

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You need to be writing for BB; you always seem to find this kinds of stuff days before they do.

Also…

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The hotel castration, Van Ryswyk claimed, was hampered by the darkened state of the room. “The lighting was really poor in the La Quinta,” he said. “You know, I mean they’re more for romance than they are for surgery.”

…And so La Quinta marketing realized by just adding adjustable lighting they could appeal to a whole new demographic.

Mad Men Flirt GIF

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What I want to know is, does the procedure stop them from spraying around the house?

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Or humping everybody’s leg?

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Not if the photos TMZ published are anything to go by.

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