Florida Man spots Reptilian Humanoid Alien inside car, takes photos

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Reptilian? That’s not what I see…

this is clearly a trap.

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Seems legit to me.

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GREAT.

NOW WE HAVE TO KILL HIM.

{Hisses threateningly}

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I drive a Spectra. Can i be a Reptilian Overlord too? Although you’d think we would drive nicer cars.

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Florida man, Florida man, Takes some photos of a “lizard man” /
Has an internet fight, the internet wins, Florida man.

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Florida, you say?

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All I see is the Monster drink logo.

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All hail our reptilian overlords. Now plug in the warming rock and turn on the heat lamp, it’s time to get this thing started.

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All I see is a symbol for 666.

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Even better!

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This doesn’t even work as pareidolia. The dude’s messed up.

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Obviously preparing for the Mon Calamari invasion of Earth.

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Well, the car has a “Monster” logo sticker in the window and everything - talk about giving it away!

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LOL I thought that as well

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I see a horsey.

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I have never read something that started in my head with the Spider-Man cartoon theme and ended with Particle Man. Thank you.

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Just some background research here -

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I’m tipsy from wine and on heavy pollen allergy meds and I can’t even see anything on this stupid pic. What substance is this guy on? (good stuff, whatever it is)