Florida Man spots Reptilian Humanoid Alien inside car, takes photos


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#2

Reptilian? That’s not what I see…

this is clearly a trap.


#3

Seems legit to me.


#4

GREAT.

NOW WE HAVE TO KILL HIM.

{Hisses threateningly}


#5

I drive a Spectra. Can i be a Reptilian Overlord too? Although you’d think we would drive nicer cars.


#6

Florida man, Florida man, Takes some photos of a “lizard man” /
Has an internet fight, the internet wins, Florida man.


#7

Florida, you say?


#8

All I see is the Monster drink logo.


#9

All hail our reptilian overlords. Now plug in the warming rock and turn on the heat lamp, it’s time to get this thing started.


#10

All I see is a symbol for 666.


#11

Even better!


#12

This doesn’t even work as pareidolia. The dude’s messed up.


#13

Obviously preparing for the Mon Calamari invasion of Earth.


#14

Well, the car has a “Monster” logo sticker in the window and everything - talk about giving it away!


#15

LOL I thought that as well


#16

I see a horsey.


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#18

I have never read something that started in my head with the Spider-Man cartoon theme and ended with Particle Man. Thank you.


#19

Just some background research here -


#20

I’m tipsy from wine and on heavy pollen allergy meds and I can’t even see anything on this stupid pic. What substance is this guy on? (good stuff, whatever it is)