Florida man spotted wearing tie, wielding machete, and creeping around homes at night (video)

[pesco]

Originally published at: Florida man spotted wearing tie, wielding machete, and creeping around homes at night (video) | Boing Boing

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[Papasan]

[euansmith]

A man? Wearing a tie? In Florida?

[generic_name]

I recognize him. His name’s Hugo.

He forgot to put on his disguise.

[snigs]

Back in the old days, traveling machete salesmen would go door to door and nobody would think twice about it.

[RHK]

I expect this to become a movie - Death Wish vs Machete.

[Mister44]

This is the oddest Jehovah’s Witness I’ve seen!

[carrma]

Yikes! It looks like he dressed up to increase the chance that someone will open the door for him.

[ZamboniWogglebug]

It feels like shit like this only starts happening now that I’m reading slasher novels…

[Shuck]

Yeah, it’s great when you live in a society in which people can carry around weapons, obviously looking to attack someone, but they “haven’t committed a crime” until they actually successfully manage to kill a stranger. (Yes, this comment is also about US guns laws…)

[DukeTrout]

He’s just cutting red tape!

[RickMycroft]

Tie, or bow-tie?

[hecep]

He’s a machete salesman. Florida men need machetes. Gators, you know.

Okay @snigs You got there before me. I am diminished.

[snigs]

Great minds.

[euansmith]

@hecep

I am diminished.

Go in to the West…and mabye buy @snigs a coke.