Florida man spotted wearing tie, wielding machete, and creeping around homes at night (video)

Originally published at: Florida man spotted wearing tie, wielding machete, and creeping around homes at night (video) | Boing Boing

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A man? Wearing a tie? In Florida?

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I recognize him. His name’s Hugo.

He forgot to put on his disguise.

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Back in the old days, traveling machete salesmen would go door to door and nobody would think twice about it.

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I expect this to become a movie - Death Wish vs Machete.

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This is the oddest Jehovah’s Witness I’ve seen!

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Yikes! It looks like he dressed up to increase the chance that someone will open the door for him.

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It feels like shit like this only starts happening now that I’m reading slasher novels… :confused:

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Yeah, it’s great when you live in a society in which people can carry around weapons, obviously looking to attack someone, but they “haven’t committed a crime” until they actually successfully manage to kill a stranger. (Yes, this comment is also about US guns laws…)

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He’s just cutting red tape!

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Tie, or bow-tie?

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He’s a machete salesman. Florida men need machetes. Gators, you know. :wink:

Okay @snigs You got there before me. I am diminished. :tired_face:

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Great minds.

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Go in to the West…and mabye buy @snigs a coke.

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