Flowerpot-wearing man robs gas station with chainsaw

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Are we not men?

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Awww…chainsaw baby grew up…http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/fullcredits

Obviously a devout follower of the Church of the Cryptofloricon.

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The chinstrap is for holding the flower pot down.

+10 for style

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They have a name for these kinds of guys downunder: “pissed dickheads” is the phrase we are looking for…

Hopefully he learned from Bucket Man, with his backup bucket:

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Reminds me of old print The Onion pieces about the Belt Sanding Hoodlum…

Sounds like a job for The Tick.

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I can’t wait to see him come back with a chainmail hand.

A chainsaw has got to be the worst antipersonnel weapon of all time. Which gives it a certain special “dangerous loon” cachet even without the flowerpot!

I dunno. There have been recent improvements.

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As an Australian, I see that he comes from Ipswich and suddenly it makes sense.

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Good point, at least there’s a fair bit of added range, right?

Still less effective than a well-balanced pointy stick, though.

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wearing a flower pot on his head and wielding a chainsaw…escaped with only a bottle of soda, but not before mooning the clerks

The Aristocrats!

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Frat boy shenanigan’s, presumably.

Is the lesser charge “going unarmed too cause fear…”? If he had an actual agenda and/or cause, he would be a terrorist. Apparently, he was a few brewski’s shy of the moniker.

Is Ipswich the Florida of Australia?

{Delteeted because the BBS doesn’t recognize youtube’s ?t= URL modifier & I don’t want to subject people to the whole video}

Am i really first to suggest he’s captain of the local NED KELLY fan club?