Flowerpot-wearing man robs gas station with chainsaw


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#2

Are we not men?


#3

Awww…chainsaw baby grew up…http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092904/fullcredits


#4

Obviously a devout follower of the Church of the Cryptofloricon.


#5

The chinstrap is for holding the flower pot down.


#6

+10 for style


#7

They have a name for these kinds of guys downunder: “pissed dickheads” is the phrase we are looking for…


#8

Hopefully he learned from Bucket Man, with his backup bucket:


#9

Reminds me of old print The Onion pieces about the Belt Sanding Hoodlum…


#10

Sounds like a job for The Tick.


#11

I can’t wait to see him come back with a chainmail hand.


#12

A chainsaw has got to be the worst antipersonnel weapon of all time. Which gives it a certain special “dangerous loon” cachet even without the flowerpot!


#13

I dunno. There have been recent improvements.


#14

As an Australian, I see that he comes from Ipswich and suddenly it makes sense.


#15

Good point, at least there’s a fair bit of added range, right?

Still less effective than a well-balanced pointy stick, though.


#16

wearing a flower pot on his head and wielding a chainsaw…escaped with only a bottle of soda, but not before mooning the clerks

The Aristocrats!


#17

Frat boy shenanigan’s, presumably.

Is the lesser charge “going unarmed too cause fear…”? If he had an actual agenda and/or cause, he would be a terrorist. Apparently, he was a few brewski’s shy of the moniker.


#18

Is Ipswich the Florida of Australia?


#19

{Delteeted because the BBS doesn’t recognize youtube’s ?t= URL modifier & I don’t want to subject people to the whole video}


#20

Am i really first to suggest he’s captain of the local NED KELLY fan club?