Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/04/10/why-did-this-gentleman-put-a-c.html
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Obviously he had a problem with wood down there.
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No really, I’m just happy to see you!
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Needs more slide whistle (or trombone).
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No, no. . . that’s “pee-it-forward.”
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He was a big fan of Heathers and wanted to experience it for himself?
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Because he already had a bandsaw in his jacket?
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Texas?
Saw that coming.
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I saw what you did there! The opportunities for pun fun are limitless!
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Whatever yanks his chain!
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Nice toilet plunger mute on that trombone!
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I’ve just got to say it; is that a…, well, maybe I don’t.
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“The smell of fresh cut timber!”
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Okay that wins the thread on the first comment.
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Too bad this isn’t a Frauenfelder/Doctorow mash-up post. Then we could combine the chainsaw-in-pants and internet-of-shit themes.
“Here, let me demonstrate the remote start feature of Husqvarna’s new line of IOT chainsaws…”
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Shit, I was going to post in this thread, but why bother now?
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