Florida Man Wears Kilt and Runs Marathon Barefoot


#1

“It forces you to run with that good form."

Bravo Sir. Bravo.


#2

Very true. Bully for him if his feet can take it. I have tried barefoot running, but I blister up too easy and never get more than 2 miles. The Vibram shoes everyone hates are just about right for me.


#3

Why can’t we have more of THIS Florida man and less of the OTHER Florida man…?


#4

So, do you think anything is worn under that kilt?


#5

Hold up. I strongly suggest this be rephrased. I am not sure I want to see “more” of any man wearing a kilt!!!


#6

I mean… others might want to…


#7

A very plaid girl! Very plaid.


#8

'Tis no more than what God gave me, ye Puritan pukes


#9

GLENWHILLY (n. Scots)
A small tartan pouch worn beneath the kilt during the thistle-harvest.

– Douglas Adams, John Lloyd / The Meaning of Liff


#10

If he’s running a marathon, for his sake, I do hope so.


#11

Q: What’s worn under that kilt?

A: Nothing ma’m, everything under this kilt is in perfect working order.