Also known as 16 - 32 bits – per article, that’s not exactly chump change. Why do you expect the publisher to spend 2 $US just to inappropriately refer to Florida Man as some inconsequential common Florida man?
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I commend to your attention the most excellent blog Language Log, which refers to headlines of this sort as “Crash Blossoms” (from an early example, “Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms”.
It’s a recurring topic of discussion.
Language Log: Archive for “Crash blossoms”
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Physicists demonstrated that there is no such thing as simultaneity in the early 20th century. It is not the same time for you as it us for anybody else.
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lol!
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Did you leave the period off on purpose? 
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Wait… NO ONE HAS PUT THE FLORIDA GIF UP? I AM DISAPPOINT!
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Conundrum: If in the course of a thread the GIF of Bugs sawing off Florida is placed within the mind’s eye by the mere act of referring to the GIF, has Bugs sawed off Florida in that thread even if the GIF itself is never actually posted?
Whew! I was having a minor existential crisis there for a moment 
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Indeed. Perhaps the bugs bunny in our mind is enough…
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According to modern physics, in such situations Florida is both sawed off and not sawed off simultaneously.
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Perhaps, but can you ever have enough Bugs Bunny?
Can I choose my universe?
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Flrödinger .
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I love you folks people!
[(I’m counting on one of you to post the appropriate inappropriate reaction meme) …eh, that’s better anyway.]
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Aw, you changed it. It was a perfect place for this.
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This thread has become a closed timelike loop. Paradoxes were inevitable.
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I think we can all safely predict that if the fabric of the universe ever does unravel, Florida will find a way to be the epicenter.
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…art thou but
A rabbit of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressèd brain?
-Macbunny, Act 2 Scene1
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You’re not going to catch any flak from me, for that. Shine on!
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