Florida man, 19, kills older couple and eats man's face off while “grunting and growling”

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/16/florida-man-19-kills-older-c.html
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In before @anon61221983 with this gif:

Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, Florida; seriously?!?!

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I’m guessing @anon61221983 has other things going on, as she’s been a bit scarce lately. Credit where credit is due though. :wink:

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For sure.

I swear, she’s like my sister from another mister when it comes to posting apt images.

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AGAIN WITH THIS SHIT, FLORIDA?

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We all stand on the shoulders of @anon61221983’s GIF chops…or something like that :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Getting the drop on Mindy is like getting the drop on Pai Mei, you enjoy it while it lasts, secure in the knowledge the master will return.

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On my former site, I was once the protege of a Gif Master… and then I transcended her.

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Does this belong here, or over in the Neverending Journey thread?

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Funruly Part 2’s post?

I haven’t even perused it, really.

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Y’all do realize we don’t exactly have a monopoly on modern cannibalism, right?

Looks like Canada wants to give us a run for our money.
:canada::meat_on_bone::poultry_leg::canada:

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I think if God actually did exist, She’d say something like You know thou shalt not eat each other was implied right? I didn’t think I had to write that one down! Shaking my damn Godhead…

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Unless no actual mastication and consumption are involved, of course.

:wink:

*lolz

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You know that there is quite a bit of distance between institutional acts of cannibalism or cannibalism due to starvation and something like this event here?

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So this frat-boy dude was “studying pre-exercise science.” Uh, what the eff is that, anyway? Is it something real, or basket weaving for scholarship jocks or something? So were anabolic steroids and/or those famous Florida bath salts involved?

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“Learn the rules like a pro so you can break them like an artist.” ~ Picasso

:innocent:

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Well it was obviously bath salts, whatever those are! Better go arrest some black kids, just in case.

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It’s what you do before you do your degree in exercise science. Bit of biology, some anatomy, chunk of physiology, maybe a bit of diet and chemistry, that sort of thing.

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some anthropologists suggest that cannibalism was common …

I thought it said anthropophagists! Wiki, you kidder!

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Clearly Florida is ground zero for the zombie apocalypse. It’s just slow to really get going. (Something, something, Trump.)

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We can add Face Eating Capital Of The World to the litany of other distinctions Florida can lay claim to.

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