it’s high time we just snap Florida off at the border and hope it drifts away. BONUS: it’ll shave some time off sailing our yachts into the gulf from the Atlantic!
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Cough Florida
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Badly.
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Sorry, but no; it’ll just drift across the Atlantic on the Gulf Stream, then we’ll have to deal with these people.
Oh, wait, now I see what you’re saying…
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bugs had it right
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i actually did not have any regard for where FL might drift to. it was more of the drift away i was thinking of.
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Not an expert on ocean currents but I’m guessing the Pacific Garbage Patch is probably not an option.
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We can’t take the risk of Florida getting stuck sideways in the Panama Canal.
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But, see, we can’t put it on the other hand. Because it’s super-glued to the first hand. It’s a conundrum.
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