Florida principal fired after parents of sixth graders complained Michelangelo’s David statue is "pornographic"

My boy Dave there got all that going on for sure!

My first thought was “well they’re not entirely wrong, just probably not the way they think”.

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Yeah, I detest fake Latin plurals. I’ve never learnt it but even I know a rake of them are wrong. I think though that’s why many on this board add ~odes as the plural of choice. It’s a písstake on people who can’t simply say octopuses in English and insist on octopi. It’s just one of the funnier fake Latin plurals “actually it’s Greek so it’s podes”.

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The right teacher can make any student learn the classics.

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Kinda happy that this asshole seems quite offended by VA public schools, but i know those, and if they offend his snowflake sensibilities, i really feel bad for his students.

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A matter of incentive, you say? I am still aiming for being right about everything, plain and simple.

Also, Brian - anni? Is that the plural of latin butt stuff? Aye, are you trying to get on the list of unforgivable cultural things not to be allowed in schools? (Sidenote: I watched MPLoB in classes. Several times. During religious education classes, twice, during Christmas time. Also in English language classes, at least once. And once during art classes, I think. Also FTR, while I love that film, some of the jokes have a rather anal-retentive conservativeness to them for which the later but not-yet-late Cleese came to be known for… sighs)

Hey, make up your mind. I get confused when presented with conflicting facts.

ETA: sounds harsher than intended.
Could you please clarify if I am pedant or not? I mean, I am doing a pointless thing, but I also am right. Right? RIGHT?

High five erm… eight… erm… IDK, just high!

Reaching Out Baby Octopus GIF

As the beaver said:

Pedant; “Well, rather literally, in case of the octopodes. Hectocotyli, to be precise.”

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I stand for my right to consistently be inconsistent.
I don’t find that instance of showing a right thing to be pedantry, still I prefer the alternate, English form plurals.

Oh, there’s one that really frustrate me and brings out my pedantry in full force.
I don’t know if it’s a peculiarly Swedish thing (where I live and work), but everyone at work uses ‘fora’ (correct neutral 2nd declension plural nominative, but forums is preferred!) when they intend a single forum.
And that inevitably ends up becoming ‘foras’ when they talk about more than one.
Nails on a blackboard.

But, alas, vox clamantis in deserto…

(EtA: Apologies, this is going offtopic at relativistic speeds).

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I didn’t think I’d make a foray into swedish plural structure today, but here we are!

(Forumopodes)

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At least it’s not en fora, två foror?

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No butt stuff here, sorry!

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What are their criterias criterions for choosing that?

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Yes, apparently Catholics have outgrown those pesky fist two commandments. Nothing to see here…

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I don’t find what you’re saying boring–quite the opposite-- but I also think the kind of Catholic hairsplitting you discuss is precisely why those first two commandments are there: to protect the weak and foolish from falling prey to priests and other charlatans. There are people all over the world right now on their knees praying to statues of the Virgin Mary. The priests will say that isn’t the same as worshipping, but if it were a golden calf that would be a different story, hence the need for a bright line rule against all of this nonsense.

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More importantly, where are the datums to back this up?

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In the GOP world, the only penis children are allowed to see belongs to Lauren Boebert’s husband

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Or her son.

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Fucking Puritians.

Hey, dip shits, nudity is not sexual. David is one of the pinnacle statues from the Renaissance (I’ve seen it in person!). You’re doing a disservice to kids not exposing them to art.

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Word.

I breastfed my kid until she was 19 months, and while I was always discreet, I was still fully prepared to rain verbal hellfire down on any asshole who might have had any ‘objections’ to seeing a mother nursing her baby.

Thankfully, no ever even tried to come at me sideways and I never had to.

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More breaking artwork scandals!

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The kids were the ones that were upset? Why am I having difficulty believing that statement?

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Because you’re not gullible?

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