Can’t be too careful with meth mouth.
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Finally, Florida woman is getting in the game.
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Those will be the antibiotics that no longer work against antibiotic-resistant campylobacter. Fortunately, they do work on camelobacter and humpylobacter. But I think this was a single-humped dromedary camel not a two-humped bactrian camel so there’s no bactrian-resistant strains to worry about. (Unlike these strained puns)
(I have my coat already, thanks.)
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Grosse Tête? That’s gross. This is getting more nuts with every single post. Somebody somewhere is trippin’ eightballs bout this, and I expect it to be Florida Man.
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Seriously, I can’t believe roadside zoos still exist. WTF, Florida?
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The woman is from Florida, but the roadside zoo is in Louisiana and is fairly notorious and sad. (I stopped once just to see if it was as bad as I had heard (it was), but made sure to purchase nothing). The camel victim here is a replacement for Tony at Tiger Truckstop.
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Just five simple words: Florida woman bites camel’s testicles.
Each word on its own is commonplace, I have heard them all many times.
However, in this configuration, these words are deeply troubling and I don’t know if I can logic or reason right now…
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Florida Man practice on gizmo much bigger than husband’s.
Camel hair coat, I presume?
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Well played. 
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Did it happen on a Wednesday, perchance?
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I am at a loss to understand what that has to do with the price of fish. Help needed.
Wednesday - where I come from - is commonly referred to as “hump day”. Because it is halfway through the working week. (Its all downhill from Wednesday).
I am merely trying to establish if there is any correlation - in the absence of other reason.
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Well, I guess she can cross that one off her bucket list. Maybe in lieu of a fine, they could just spray her with eau de female camel and put her back in the enclosure.
I went to the desert, a moose for to find
Saw nothing but camels, damn near lost my mind
Still a camel reminds me of a moose quite a bit
But a moose always swallows and camels just spit
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