Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/24/florida-woman-bites-camels-t.html
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As my wife said when I shared this post with her, “People suck.”
Okay, it’s only Tuesday, but I’m calling it : BB headline of the week.
I’m normally pretty good at hearing about wild things people do and thinking, “Yeah, people do all sorts of things,” but this is pushing my limits. It’s hard for me to even imagine formulating this idea in my head. Like there’s a billion things I could be doing this moment and I can’t possibly think of all of them. It really boggles me that someone thought of this as a possible action.
I imagine that for the woman it’s going to be the headline of the rest of her life.
I need to point out that this article misspelled “Florida”.
I think the real story here is that there are still roadside “zoos” at truck stops here in the USA.
That should be illegal. But good on the camel.
I don’t mind the ones that suck, but the ones that bite, no thank you.
But also maybe this needs to be posted, too… don’t fuck with camels?
Woman: I bake great pies.
Everyone likes my homemade dresses.
My neighbors like how I keep up my house & yard.
But bite a camel JUST ONCE . . .
[ETA: Mindy already has Bugs on the job. ]
After we rescue the non-human captive wildlife of course.
I’ll just leave this here.
You’re late with bugs!
Doh! That’s what I get for scrolling too quickly.
To be fair, he can never cut off Florida enough!
I know this song! Oh wait, I’m thinking of Wesley Willis’s “Suck a Camel’s Ass”.
Wait. 19 posts and nobody yet said that when she bit it, that camel sure got the hump?
Come on, people, up your game, please!
There is, as has been said, no accounting for kink.