Florida woman taken to hospital with shark still attached


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Florida…


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Was the shark ok, though?


#5

Shark was fine.


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It seems to me a shark bite is one of those things that must suck a lot at the time, but years later must be a great tavern story. “Oh yeah? Look at THIS


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Ok, I know I replied and it completely disappeared just a few seconds later. Something hinky is going on here. @codinghorror


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Shark taken to Hospital with Florida Woman still attached.

That just has a better sound to it.


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So attached sharks are still something they’ll remove without a mandatory waiting period, some ‘counseling’ bullshit, and a sonogram?


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How to Cook Nurse Shark Meat


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I bet it tastes like chicken!


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This. This is the kind of shit I worry about whenever a new “shark attack” movie or story comes out.


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I recently saw a “factoid” that being bitten by a shark is as likely as being struck by lightning twice.

That “Florida Woman” better invest in more tinfoil hats!


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In Soviet RussiaFlorida, you don’t beat the odds. The odds beat you.


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POINT / SET / MATCH! Sir or Madam.


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The odds… is that what cops down there are called now?


#20

Hopefully there is a nice sushi place near the hospital so it doesn’t go to waste.


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I just cannot stand a needy Florida Man.