Flutes "stained with a man's bodily fluids" issued to California schoolchildren

It would be hilarious if one of those kids got Herpes or HPV - enjoy your caeser salad.

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I don’t think students or teachers should expect their musical instruments to arrive visibly stained with blood, semen, feces, or other bodily fluids.

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There’s only ONE way they can be certain it was a MAN’S bodily fluid, though.

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I actually would expect flutes to be in contact with saliva, which despite not usually staining is certainly not sanitary. So even if I was buying one new, I would still clean it, just based upon not knowing for certain where it has been. Even just the fiberglass dust, propane exhaust, and mouse droppings of a typical warehouse are things I would prefer to wash off of whatever I would buy.

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you’re not wrong there

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the mystery fluid, which media does not identify.

There are over twenty bodily fluids present in the human body, and I am proud to say I have tasted all of them.

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It was probably semen on the flutes, but almost any bodily fluid can be tested for genetic sex.

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Adds to list of sentences to randomly say in elevators…

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Alrite, but don’t expect me to visit you in prison.

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I had to look up the “band camp” reference. Now every time I go to YouTube it offers me more videos somehow related to this maybe 20 second movie scene. It must be rather popular.

Whoever made these presumably did an honest job and made something that would be useful to some students.

Although getting all enraged is probably not helpful, I fail to see the humor potential displayed here.

Have you gone blind, man? :wink:

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Blood Sweat and Tears are honest byproducts of labor so I didn’t say it as an attempt at humor

Yours was a comment I wanted to continue. Slight humor with a healthy nod to the real people impacted. My criticism was for the tenor of the conversation, not your comment specifically.

Prolly should have just made a topic reply instead.

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