Nede a price fer thet obo.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
That is clearly a recorder. You are in violation of Section Two Subitem A60 Line 4, Misidentifying a Child’s Toy. Stop resisting.
Is not a recorder a fipple flute? Surely some sub-sub section recognizes that.
The ruling of the standards committee is final. History and expertise are irrelevant.
You think a recorder is a child’s toy?
Move along, citizen.
Ha, you have no idea :). Arthur Benade is literally (as in I checked this morning, as I do) my bedstand reading material.http://asa.aip.org/encomia/gold/benade.html
Heh, a recorder is a fipple flute, but an oboe is not (just basing this on the title of the article) 
A one-cyborg band as well as a one-cyborg police force!
“Play in tune, citizen!”
A modern oboe is far too up-to-date for me: I prefer to be repressed by more old-school policing methods. Therefore, I hope the historically-informed Theorbocop will resonate with some here.
Holy English horn, I would love to get into an ancient instrument, pop culture Photoshop mash up war with you.
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Does next Tuesday work?
He’s a cyborg, you idiot! He recorded every word you said, his memories are admissible as evidence!
snort
Don’t do that
F Bass and lower, definitely not. I played the bass recorder for many years - the hand stretch isn’t negligible.
But pace Andy, it’s a big flippin’ fipple flute. 
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