Originally published at: Forget goat yoga, now you can ssssstretch with pythons - Boing Boing
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So I can go from concerns that I’m going to hurt myself by overbalancing or overextending a joint to concerns that I’m going to harm a beautiful snake friend? No thank you! (Poor snakes. I’m not convinced this is good for them.)
We all know what animal should be incorporated into yoga next!
Imagine the kinds of poses you could get into when a rabid raccoon is biting you!
Python yoga? No thanks. I prefer python massage therapy, they can really crush those knots out.
I am partial to pilates with Pythagoras, myself.
I could definitely think of a worse exercise animal. Snakes are honestly a little alarming in their sheer muscularity.
Come on people, make it a challenge! Rattlers or GTFO.
The only snake I want to kick back with
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