Forty-year-old slice of Charles and Diana's wedding cake sells for $2500

It’s the marzipan I tells ya… THE MARZIPAN!!

It’s the marzipan… THE MARZIPAN!!

THE MARZIPAN!!

Probably had a good coating of marzipan.

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Marzipan dries out too.

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Not in my lifetime it won’t!

Unfortunately

40-YEAR OLD MARZIPAN!!!

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Okay, just how much is Big Marzipan paying you two?

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Are you saying it won’t stay damp humid …oh, what’s the word I’m looking for?

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M​o​i​s​t?

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No, that can’t be it. No one uses that anymore.

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Just be sure I’m not some kind of fruit cake here!!

Soggy is next level ■■■■■…

Please don’t have us descend into the realm of watery and wet… no marzipan can hold back that tide in a pudding!

giphy

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touche and well done good fellow

I am humbled and a bit “DAMP”!!

Now, if they had gone with a Twinkie “cake”…

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I’m hoping it’s the guy that eats decades old MREs for fun on YouTube.

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