Four Seasons Total Landscaping reaches out to Boris Johnson

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I never would have thought I’d come to admire any business that agreed to play any part whatsoever in Giuliani’s “election fraud” nonsense but this landscaping company has played their moment of unexpected fame brilliantly from the start.

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Maybe instead of “falling on his sword,” he could “step on a rake.”

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You missed the best reply.

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Do you think Boris and his stooges got the joke, or are they just scratching their blonde wigs going “wtf?”

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Four Seasons is The Best.

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/Sideshow Bob grumbling

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Amazing. That landscaping company is crushing it. I’d hire them based on snark quality alone if I lived near them.

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Whoever handles their social media presence deserves a bonus and/or a raise for that one.

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I wish he’d tell us what he really thinks:

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Absolutely fucking marvy, dawling. Couldna said it better meself.

Brilliant comment:

The blithering sack of vicious custard is finally on the way out.

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“A Shakespearean tragedy written by monkeys on typewriters.”

I like this guy. Very Britishly understated.

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“reshuffling cat shit on a litter tray”

Perfect.

The cat shit disliked the stench so much that half of it jumped out of the tray and another load of cat shit allowed itself to be added to the tray until a new layer of litter is delivered.

From now on I will always think of Tory Cabinet reshuffles as “reshuffling cat shit on a litter tray”

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Even The Economist managed to get a jab in:

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