Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/08/total-landscaping-a-masque.html
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Dildos are us.
Going out of business sale.
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That should be Weed-Wacker Man.
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At least they got the number of seasons right.
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That was hilarious.
BTW, one of the Q conspiracies out there is that the DNC was burning ballots at the crematorium and the landscape place has them on their security footage.
I wish I was joking. The other theory is they’re a money laundering front for DNC donations.
Found in the wild today:
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“Siri, call the four seasons!”
The rest is history.
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It’s tempting to start a rumor that the Deep State hid a bunch of evidence in the other store but it wouldn’t be fair to do that to innocent erotica vendors.
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Just when you’ve thought you have witnessed the depths of Human Stupidity, they bring out the shovels & start digging.
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DT doesn’t pin this on the dems ? He looses his edge too…
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i had come here to put this up. you beat me fair and square by an hour.
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We should call that “Trumping”!
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Apparently the reality is even stupider.
Trump tweets ‘we’re having it at the four seasons’
Four seasons says, ‘we’ve not received a booking and we’re either unwilling, unable or both to host you’
Trump staffers scramble to find a solution that makes Trump’s tweet ‘correct’
Trump cabal arrives and finds no suitable room, so has to host the event in the car park
It’s not even someone else’s incompetence; it’s Trump’s. So fitting.
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What I don’t understand is, why wasn’t this held on Trump property? Unless he doesn’t want to be associated with a loser like… um… Trump?
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With a country so divided, I was worried that it would become more Ukraine than Belarus.
Also, to be like Belarus, US would need not only dictatorship, but also universal health care and free higher education.
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If some makes a DVD with the title “Deep state: the 34DD conspiracy” and subtitle “the naked truth” they could make some business…
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On this note, I’ve been wondering how secure the ballots are right now. Presumably there are lots of people from all sides with guns and whatnot keeping a close eye on them?
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I’m afraid that lots of people from all sides with guns are making the whole thing less secure. It’s like sitting on a barrel of gunpowder.
