Originally published at: Fox News Christmas tree engulfed in flames after man climbs it, caught on video | Boing Boing
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They used an artificial tree that wasn’t at least fire resistant?
They’ll undoubtedly blame this on the War on Christmas.
Damn right they will! The War is heating up, and now we’re going on the offensive! All Yuletide joy shall be vanquished!
yeah, the War on Christmas just stepped up a notch.
Cue the false flag conspiracy theories…
I think this has elevated it to a Flame War on Christmas.
This was the first shot fired. Atheists drew first blood.
Years from now, this will be seen as Lexington & Concord or Fort Sumter.
We know how viciously they will counter-attack.
To arms, citizens! If gods be for us, who can be against us?
You’re supposed to put it in a dumpster first.
Nothing is fire resistant if you believe in yourself.
In the War in Christmas, Fox News is on the front lines. Go figure.
Fake tree news
Well, it is on Fox News.
One feels obliged to point out that there was no actual tree inside that tall metal cone – in other words: Fox put up… a FAKE TREE!!!
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They will do anything to “own the libruls”.
I will believe there is an actual “War on Christmas” when I see Tucker Carlson on fire.
And… I Want To Believe.
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