Fox News loses spelling bee


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#2

to bad.


#3

I blame Obama, he took the “e”.


#4

Spelling is witchcraft. It’s right there in the name. Good Christians avoid it.


#5

“Be” is actually the shortest spelling ever. I’ve seen ones like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and even longer, I’m not sure what the record is.


#6

Funny you’d mention that, Fox News was just trying to bring attention to Obama accidentally omitting an “e” in a speech earlier this week. FOR WHAT NEFARIOUS PURPOSE IS THE WHITE HOUSE CONFISCATING AMERICAN "E"S??


#7

This is a grammatical error, not spelling.

It should be “Longest spelling is ever”.


#8

I thought you called them something silly like ‘mollies’ over there?


#9

It’s always nice to see my (lack of) expectations about Fox fulfilled.

But as far as why goes?

We’ve got “It’s Obama’s fault”, but we missed some of the other standards,

  • It’s a liberal war on --Fill-In-The-Blank–
  • Immigrants
  • Bengazi

#10

One of my favourite t-shirt designs from threadless:


#11

OMG to the fucken tilt. I was chatting with some random old dude this weekend and he first asks me, somewhat conspiratorially, if I thought Obama was smart (“I mean, I just think he’s not very bright–he doesn’t have a clue!”) and went on to tell me that the Benghazi story was just about to blow up!


#12

Unless it was an ebonics thing to boost their street cred. In that case, it be proper.


#13

Talk like a pirate day isn’t until Sep 19th.


#14

Me, I want to know what’s wrong with her face.

(Everyone knows that the longest word is ‘smiles’.)


#15

To bee or not to bee…


#16

Beeing and Spelling Nothingness.


#17

I know you’re joking, but just to break it down

  • it’s “molly” or “some molly,” not “mollies”
  • it’s derivative of the word “molecule”–that is to say, “ecstasy” could be some stepped-on bullshit, but “molly” is pure MDMA; or so your dealer would have you believe, at least.

#18

Stifling and definition were the two words? What happened to the ridiculous words that I’ve never heard of?


#19

They’d run out of them. Seriously, these kids went through the entire book, and then some. The winner won on the 95th round.


#20

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