Fox News loses spelling bee

[pesco]

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[miasm]

to bad.

[anon85905360]

I blame Obama, he took the “e”.

[Daedalus]

Spelling is witchcraft. It’s right there in the name. Good Christians avoid it.

[chenille]

“Be” is actually the shortest spelling ever. I’ve seen ones like beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and even longer, I’m not sure what the record is.

[Brainspore]

@anon85905360

I blame Obama, he took the “e”.

Funny you’d mention that, Fox News was just trying to bring attention to Obama accidentally omitting an “e” in a speech earlier this week. FOR WHAT NEFARIOUS PURPOSE IS THE WHITE HOUSE CONFISCATING AMERICAN "E"S??

Dan Quayle moment? Obama flubs spelling of 'respect'

[daneel]

This is a grammatical error, not spelling.

It should be “Longest spelling is ever”.

[GilbertWham]

I thought you called them something silly like ‘mollies’ over there?

[myke]

It’s always nice to see my (lack of) expectations about Fox fulfilled.

But as far as why goes?

We’ve got “It’s Obama’s fault”, but we missed some of the other standards,

• It’s a liberal war on --Fill-In-The-Blank–
• Immigrants
• Bengazi

[SqualusAcanthias]

One of my favourite t-shirt designs from threadless:

[wrecksdart]

@myke

We’ve got “It’s Obama’s fault”, but we missed some of the other standards…

OMG to the fucken tilt. I was chatting with some random old dude this weekend and he first asks me, somewhat conspiratorially, if I thought Obama was smart (“I mean, I just think he’s not very bright–he doesn’t have a clue!”) and went on to tell me that the Benghazi story was just about to blow up!

[Eksrae]

Unless it was an ebonics thing to boost their street cred. In that case, it be proper.

[daneel]

Talk like a pirate day isn’t until Sep 19th.

[thaumatechnicia]

Me, I want to know what’s wrong with her face.

(Everyone knows that the longest word is ‘smiles’.)

[Dan_Tobias]

To bee or not to bee…

[pjcamp]

Beeing and Spelling Nothingness.

[noahdjango]

I know you’re joking, but just to break it down

• it’s “molly” or “some molly,” not “mollies”
• it’s derivative of the word “molecule”–that is to say, “ecstasy” could be some stepped-on bullshit, but “molly” is pure MDMA; or so your dealer would have you believe, at least.

[Jardine]

Stifling and definition were the two words? What happened to the ridiculous words that I’ve never heard of?

[chgoliz]

They’d run out of them. Seriously, these kids went through the entire book, and then some. The winner won on the 95th round.