Freya weighs 600kg, she's "unwittingly destructive," and she's having the best hot girl summer

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We had a walrus show up in Hamina and Kotka, on the Gulf of Finland, a little while ago.

Unfortunately, that walrus, named Stena, ended up dying because she didn’t find enough food there. :frowning:

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Poor thing. She just wants to nap.

day snuggling GIF

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Can you boop a walrus on the schnozz? I mean, more than once, that is. Asking for a friend.

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Hello Claims office, Yeah a walrus bent my boat, is that covered?

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I looked it up. Marine life is not included in most regular boat insurance (sharks, whales, kracken). You likely have to buy supplemental.

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I hope she can team up with Wally who wreaked havoc from Ireland to Wales to Scilly to Iceland last year and they can go on a pinipedal Viking rampage with the kids.

But I’m just a hopeless romantic.

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@iquitos46

And get a bigger boat!

(I’m sure there’s a gif for this)

Oh and…

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She killed a swan a couple of weeks ago. She’s the hero we both need and deserve.

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