Fuck Today (Part 1)

I’m sorry. I’m glad you’re sticking around and I hope you get to feeling better sooner rather than later.

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Sorry to hear this.

You got it.
Hang in there.

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Those feels when you go in for a simple oil change and required state inspection and walk out with a list of things they want to do to it. Just need to breath, realize half the stuff doesn’t need to be done, the other half can be done for much cheaper than the quote. Bleh. See, this is why I don’t adult. It was running fine before this!

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My neighbor and I have been in the process of moving for the past few days, and our friend bought me some birria (from a street vendor we’re not familiar with) for breakfast.
Now I have the runs and shit myself twice in the past 24 hours. Lucky I was near my new apartment both times.

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Oh, Ghods, you have my sympathies. I’ve been fighting a stomach bug for days now but it’s never gotten quite that bad.

Saturday a lovely, clever young lady tried to strike up a conversation and I had to go “uh, I have to leave RIGHT NOW and I might not be back for quite a while no time to explain bye!”.

I hope your flux has run its course! Mine’s definitely getting better.

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SO MUCH WATER! WHERE IS IT COMING FROM!?

Ugh.

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Be sure to rehydrate. I’m serious. We don’t want to lose you.

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I’m good. I’m drinking liquids, including the Mexican brand of Pedialite. And plain yogurt to balance out my gut flora.
All in all, I think I’ve got a good track record for as much street meat I eat. Only two times in almost two years, the first time in my first week here.

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I was moving when I sharted once, we were at the end of the taking stuff from house A and putting it in house B and cleaning house A. We were at house A, all my clothes were in House B. Fun times.

So yeah, I get it. It’s bad.

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I always have trouble with this thread. Something in me rebels at “liking” posts that describe appalling events, but I want to show sympathy and support… yeah yeah yeah first world problem, I know, I know…

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It’s a non-judgemental thread, so all struggles count.

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Did a first pass on my tax returns today, and it turns out that my W4 form got fucked up, I’ve barely had any taxes withheld all year, and now I owe the Federal government $800 dollars.

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OMG, that cute little fat kitteh! I hope he’s in a good bookstore somewheres.

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The struggle is real, and is like the 2nd reason to have kids.

As for me, I think I have the fucking Flu and can go to the Daddy Daughter dance. Son of a bitch.

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Ugh - now I am missing her play tonight too. I though I could soldier through, but I better now. Son of a bitch.

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Father-Daughter dances were a highlight for me. I miss them.

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Crappo. I’m getting “the cold.” Bleh.

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Hopefully, it’s not the flu!

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Thank you. I don’t think it is. It’s sore throat, cough, headache, only very mild nausea. Seems like just a cold, PHEW!!! I don’t mind being sick; I just do not want to pass it on to my family or friends.

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