I was always under the impression that ghosts were remnants of a traumatic death, so I figured they’re looking for help.
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Just like this film, which is actually one of my favorites.:
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It’s one home where asking “Where does that door lead?” generates a new horror movie plot every time.
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“I don’t mind going if a lunch is provided,”
said one of Scrooge’s potential “mourners” about his upcoming funeral, before he changed his ways.
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Back in the '90s, some friends of mine decided to do a road trip across Canada. They needed a vehicle that was comfortable for long stints on the highway, and had room for at least one passenger to snooze while driving. They found that used hearses were surprisingly affordable. If someone was snoozing, they’d draw the curtains. This had the added bonus of the element of surprise: when the car was being tailgated, the person in the back would raise an Oscar the Grouch puppet in the back window.
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I love a parade… 
That is not the sort of powder room where one powders one’s nosie and maybe has a sneaky smoke!!!
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My dad’s childhood freind was a funeral director, his grandson actually took care of my dad’s arrangements.
So I’ve been in the non public areas of a couple funeral homes, the backrooms, basement, attic, it’s very very creepy and I would not want to live in a an old funeral home, nope, no way, ain’t gonna happen.
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IKR??!!
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That reminds me of the old story:
A guy is riding in the back set of a taxi and wants to attract the driver’s attention over the radio so he taps him on the shoulder. The taxi driver lets out a loud scream, hits the gas, speeds up, veers all over the street, and narrowly misses various other cars, a fire hydrant, a number of pedestrians, and a hot-dog stall before managing to stop the taxi. Everyone takes a few deep breaths of relief, and then the driver turns to the guy in the back seat and says “I’m so very sorry, sir! This should never have happened! But you must know this is my first day on the job and for the last fifteen years I used to drive a hearse.”
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TIL that I do not have a full bathroom. I’ve never heard of a 3/4 bath.
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And you just about never see a 1.25 bathroom. Sink, bath, shower, two toilets! You could poop with friends!
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