I’m positive of that.
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There’s a lot more small towns nobody’s heard of in the US than, say, the UK simply due to the US being fuckety huge and the UK being weensy.
So when you say for instance “The Sea-Tac Area”, that means basically the entire area between puget sound the cascades. Where like, 5 million people live.
And there’s no fewer than a hundred municipalities in just this area.
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It is said that women take longer than men to enjoy the act, in average. Therefore some women found out that practicing with several men, together or in short succession, would prolonge the experience long enough for them to come to satisfaction (as in the song).
Once you think about it, it is a perfectly rational solution to a common problem… 
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The UK is also densely populated to the point where smaller towns and villages get eaten up by larger towns and cities. England alone has a higher population than California, in a land area less than Alabama. Sometimes the smaller towns and villages keep their own identity (Denton Holme has a different accent to the rest of Carlisle, and Newcastle-under-Lyme is definitely not part of Stoke-on-Trent!), but a lot of the time they just disappear. Where someone in the US might say the * area, the UK just uses the nearest city or large town.
Still, you can go to some of the more rural areas here and find plenty of villages with populations from the 10s to 100s that nobody seems to know about.
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New Xmas special this year! wooo!
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If I get confirmation that Barbara is not in it then I might watch it.
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My new favorite phrase is “stash of field porn”.
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I think the most hilarious thing about it is that, back in those days, people actually went to the trouble of taking a bunch of old mags out to the middle of random forest preserves to leave for someone else rather than just chucking them into the trash.
ETA: they would even go so far as to wander out to random clearings away from the trails.
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Field porn sounds like something the military would issue, maybe in a survival pack (for when the nylons and lipsticks don’t work)?
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What amazes me about such ads then and now is how photo-fetishistic they can be. I am always interested in how people think, sound, and feel - how they (or I) appear visually just isn’t very relevant to me.
I figured it was because someone thought (perhaps incorrectly) that the outdoors was a better hiding place than, say, under the bed or mattress.
The stash in question was, indeed, in a small clearing at the edge of some woods. A previous stash was in some burned-out farm buildings. In both cases, another kid knew about them and led me to them. A few years later, I found a single issue of Playboy (not a stash) on the edge of a newly-finished street (thus pretty much in a “field”). I figured it was a trick, or possibly a lure, and kept biking.
I think there was a Reddit thread (or whatever) about “field porn” but an attempted Google search has me regretting that I tried to look for it at work.
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I spent 8 years in Aroostook county, courtesy of the U.S. Air Force. It’s remote, and gets damn cold in winter. I don’t blame him for going the extra mile to find companionship.
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I’m all seriousness I so found many of these to be weirdly charming. Maybe it was just the frankness and zero fucks given attitudes. Kind of refreshing.
And this guy…
I like the cut of his jib.
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“loathsome type men”
I can’t stop laughing. It just keeps making me giggle.
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Courteous, well practiced gentle man looking for a woman or women who share the same cut-of-jib. As in own a boat. This isn’t a sex thing, it is a boat thing. I can’t stress this enough. No sex. It’s boats!. Perhaps a few pickles, cuddlefish, and maybe we swap some salmon of knowledge.
No sex! It’s boats!
Thank you for your consideration. And yes I look like a non-manscaped Burt Reynolds.
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That’s going to be a lot of… Hair… Let’s leave it at hair. Like, that’s going to be a Robin Williams level of hair.
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I get cold.
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