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And now we starting Gaming the Game.

I’ll term this one “Big (Mouse) Wheel Keep on Turnin’”

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I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

I use a paring knife when dressing my hot dog with Düsseldorf mustard and onions because it serves as a signal to anyone trying to put ketchup on it that I will f–king cut you.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Looks pretty good to me. I like ketchup on hot dogs.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Just because you’ve done something since you were a kid doesn’t make it right. [image]

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Indeed, that was the ruling of the Frankfurter Trials back in '62.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Did you skip the step where you take one chopstick in each hand and use them to pound the taco into bite-sized fragments first? [Edit: damn, I hate autocomplete almost as much as I hate not using autocomplete.]

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Commie.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Like a hoagie roll? Cut the end off, scoop in innards out, fill with ketchup, onions, mustard and slide the dog right into it, sort of thing.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

In a non-hot-dog-bun sandwhich, the mustard goes on the meat side (down) and the mayo on the cheese-side (up). DON’T CROSS THE STREAMS

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Wow! I haven’t had one of those in… decades! As a kid we also enjoyed Banquet TV dinners from time to time. For what it’s worth, Steak-Umms are 100% beef. They’re coy about exactly which bits of cow you’re eating, but apparently it’s all cow.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Call me crazy¹, but it’s gotta be ketchup, chili, or nothing. I know that aficionados say that ketchup masks flavor while mustard enhances it, but I find the opposite is true. Mustard is overpowering to my taste buds and I’ve never cared for it anywhere, on anything, whereas ketchup can enhance the taste of some otherwise boring or peculiar-tasting meat which, quite frankly (no pun intended ahhhh, who am I kidding) describes most hotdog brands that I’ve ever tried. ¹ Try it, it’s fun! All of…

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Lightly toasted mustard seed Fleur de Sel Cashew Lemon, lemon zest, lemon grass A touch of horseradish A smaller touch of ginger You’re welcome, you have just witnessed the invention of Jeremy Sauce.

I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

that’s an interesting question. but it’s often used as argumentative shotgun hot dogs are rather uncommon here, and the whole religious superstructure is missing - no one cares if I eat my bratwurst in a roll with mustard or ketchup

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I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

So many of you formerly-respectable people can go to hell and die in an outhouse with a broken seat. I don’t love hot dogs, but when I eat them, it’s with ketchup, goddammit. Mustard? Man, I shit mustard when I’m particularly ill, and relish and onions are for the unkissable. I also don’t stand for the anthem. And I fart during the pledge of allegiance. Plus: apple pie is revolting. I’m gonna get myself a couple Hebrew National all-beef kosher franks (one for each middle-finger-sporting f…