Would it bother you to learn that my favorite hot dog does come with ketchup?
The door is over there.
Well, there’s your problem.
And such a good-looking door too. Fine woodwork, elegant hardware. Truly, nothing could compare to unless it were a hotdog with ketchup, mustard, relish, and onions on a toasted bun.
Is it hard to come so close yet fall so short?
I use a paring knife when dressing my hot dog with Düsseldorf mustard and onions because it serves as a signal to anyone trying to put ketchup on it that I will f–king cut you.
Right. I’ll say it. Hot dog, onion, mustard…and ketchup. Perfection.
They’re not bad if you hold the ketchup.
Only until the age of ten though.
I had a coupon. I should have known better. I hear Satan uses coupons to lure people over to the various Ca$h for $ouls outlets.
And I will help see you through it!
Wait, are you under ten?
Looks pretty good to me. I like ketchup on hot dogs.
You misspelled “Looks pretty good to me. I like wrong wrong on the wrong wrong.”
I’m pretty sure that ketchup is a basic food group all by itself. @Stynx, get over here! Ketchup is under attack!
Wait, are you under ten? Follow up, are you head of the Department of Education under Ronald Reagan?
Sodium and water are both necessary for life. It doesnt mean you mix them willy-nilly.
Only if you’re this man:
ETA: Nobody is attacking ketchup. I’m merely pointing out that ketchup on hotdogs is illegal.
Nah, I’m not that crazy. It’s a condiment. A tasty, tasty condiment!
Hang on now, nobody is attacking ketchup. It’s merely a condiment, not something to attack.
It’s your misguided and wholly incorrect belief about ketchup going on hot dogs that is under attack.