Good name for a band.
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What happens if you photoshop male nipples onto the breasts of topless women? Does Instagram splode?
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Sure, they’ve got to nipple that in the butt. I mean in the BUD… dear gawd, these pics have me all turned around.
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Well…
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Actually it’s more since many people have one at each end.
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An MFM and an FFM? I love a contest where the answers are also the prizes!
I give up. Which one is Paul Lynde?
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So, if someone has a 3d nipple, does that count against women as something they have to cover up? Or are random nipples genderless?
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I would have guessed
M F F
F M F
myself.
But i have to admit my method is less than scientific
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Bring back manual labor!
omg 
She mentioned hitchhiking to Key West or swallowing her pride, switching to boy mode, and moving in with her parents in the Tri-Cities area.
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I would lick all of those. Thanks, Instagram!
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C’mon, not even a Christian, and I know this. Made in God’s image, so it follows that God has nipples.
My question: Who or what is God nursing with those nipples? (since I assume that there must be function, and something essentially perfect in all aspects wouldn’t have some random organ without function… Wait! God has a functional appendix?..
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And and a hairy chest, penis and testicles. What, exactly, is He doing with a penis??? Incorporeal sex with whom?? Or are galaxies just Divine, uhm, emissions from Godly self-pleasure??
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I don’t see how that would be possible. I don’t think nipples could tell a retina from anything else although the attempts might be interesting to watch.
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Still easier than the rectum scanner…
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