Are you sure you didn’t have an algorithm and tweaked it?
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actually it was facial recognition software
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With the right hormones, yes!
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Nice to see people keeping abreast of technology.
(I’ll get my coat.)
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Just keep sucking, you’ll get there!
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nice coathanger 
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Would trans folks be unknown unknowns?
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So, why make Eve aimless?
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Only men are allowed to show their nipples on Instagram.
So, I guess I need to assume that it has been explained to them that this is 100% sexist. Then it’s another example of a company willing to enforce institutionalized sexism rather than risk offending bigots.
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I think 50% of the population has been asking that ever since.
However, with a little practice women actually can stand and aim like guys.
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Well, it avoided the wardrobe malfunction, at least.
Why are you questioning God? Do you think you know more than He does?
/s
(I got this one from my parents when my line of questioning was hitting too close to home)
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Could nipples replace retinal scanners? Heist movies need something new.
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They already work with iPhone “finger print” scanners…
…but kind of inconvenient when you have to wake your phone up to show your on-line boarding pass to the TSA. But, on the other hand, you are going to have to strip a bit for that anyway…
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Long story…
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Came looking to see if someone posted this; was not disappointed.
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Also in Texas, though only if nobody complains.
Hey, guys have to learn to aim too. Ever seen a toddler try to hit the toilet? Hell, some of us never truly master the technique.
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They should eliminate washroom sex restrictions in favor of a urinal qualifying exam.
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