Automatic promotion is impossible now, but finishing below Mansfield is improbable. Letâs prepare for the promotion play-offs. Losing Mellish for three matches because of a moment of stupidity will hurt.
It doesnât matter how disappointing this feels, Carlisle have massively exceeded expectations this season. Everyone thought we would be in the relegation fight back in July, maybe lower mid table if we were lucky. FiveThirtyEight had us finishing bottom.
Elsewhere in Cumbria:
Oh wow theyâve adapted the malicious compliance, quiet quitting and the old fashioned general internet tomfoolery thing from the americans.
Carlisle made it into the promotion playoffs.
Two games against Bradford City now, next Sunday at Valley Parade then at Brunton Park in two weeks time.
Meanwhile
Franchise FC are going to have to play against the real Wimbledon next season 
Clapton CFC are champions, but have to wait for the FA report on whether the Old Spotted Dog is up to stadium standards to get promoted
And more locally to where I live now
Dawley Town celebrate their successful season in style
Oh God I hope so.
âSexâ (rape) scandals certainly havenât.
former Star-Telegram sports writer Jim Reeves is tweeting out some more details. Reeves, who wrote a book about Kohlhausenâs time at TCU, says he is in critical condition in ICU at Brooke Army Medical Center outside San Antonio after a horrible hunting accident that has left him with life-threatening and potentially debilitating injuries.
Friends say Kohlhausen was hunting hogs from a helicopter and fell out from a height of perhaps 60 feet.
Also wear your damn seatbelt- or harness - whatever they use in a helicopter.
Horrible thing to happen but why do some people have to enact their âNam fantasies of being a door gunner where the victims canât fire back?
Bonus points: if you are slaughtering from a helicopter no you donât need to have guns to hunt âfor foodâ. You need them to perform toxic masculinity cult worship.
Failed his Dex saving throw.
