Gentleman arrested at airport with 80 pounds of marijuana disguised as holiday gifts

Or use usps, since they can’t randomly open packages - butttt if they do it’s a federal offense

>_>

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I, uh… don’t get it.
I remember they always credited their legal representation to the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. that was a great one.
my high-school buddy was fond of Harry P. Ness.
as an alias, I mean.

In this context, I can’t help seeing the Grinch as a clump of weed with arms & legs

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Oh no! Now how will Grandma treat her glaucoma? You’ve ruined Christmas!

Picov Andropov was a Russian chauffeur ~ pick up and drop off.

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Somphone Temmeraj is an anagram for Methane Sperm Mojo, Momma Jeep Hornets, or Shampoo Jet Mermen.

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Yes, I know a lot of people that will like it more than say a knitted sweater or a pair of furry gloves…

Yep, thanks indeed, CarTalk!

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