Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/17/gentleman-arrested-at-airport.html
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80lbs of Mary Jane can still be a holiday gift. Don’t let’s be hasty.
80 pounds of marijuana
That’s for personal use, I’ve known stoners that can torch that weight in a week or two…
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Next time he will call Hertz car rental and drive over 2 days. Then fly back.
Yeah, that’s what I call flying.
Lesson to perps: If you want to fly with weed, fly out of Seattle, they apparently don’t give a shit.
Why not just FedEx it?
A fly/drive vacation, as it were.
Tis the season to be jolly indeed!
Temmeraj allowed officers to search the bags
Don’t consent to search. I know that it probably wouldn’t help in an airport, but if they are asking there is a non-zero chance that it will.
I wonder if TSA/cops will see that a portion of the haul gets… re-gifted.
Bad idea. I know someone that used to ship out of state from Colorado. This was about five years back when only medical was legal here. FedEx checks their packages and my friend ended up getting a call from the police. Thankfully it was less than an ounce and a first offense, so it was just a fine. If you’re going to do it, I guess try fake names and a random return address that isn’t yours. I’m partial to the pseudonym Mike Easter and Piekov Andropov (thanks CarTalk!)
That has to be some expensive fuckin’ weed. I don’t think I could smoke forty grand of crack in a month.
If he’s smoking that much weed in a month, his lungs must be solid blocks of resin.
Blueboxing using stamps in 13oz packages is the most reliable way, or so I’m told.
And how much on pizza?
No officer this is just my “Christmas tree”