Gentleman asks a court for a legal sword fight with his ex-wife to settle custody and property tax disagreement

When I was a little kid and first heard the word “asshole”, I assumed it meant a manhole for donkeys. So, I may be wrong.

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Well, any subsequent husband would likely be just as awful, so yeah, kinda.

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This conversation has been the highlight of my week.

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considering how…sketchy a lot of medieval drawing is, those fingers going for that guys nostrils are quitewell drawn…

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But those toes…

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Mine too :slight_smile:

Then again, my week has sucked thus far, so it’s a pretty low bar.

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@Carla_Sinclair and yet, whilst it says ‘duel’ in the second and last paras, it says ‘duals’, still, in the first para.

and after hearing that duals have never actually been banned

You had a dual and a half of duels in your post and originally I only noticed the first ‘duals’ so no idea if you had the second and third duel as ‘dual’ and changed them to ‘duel’ or if you didn’t change anything…i.e. did you need a dual and a half duel change and only did a dual change when a dual and a half changes were needed and now … well, I feel we may need a duel to resolve this, given I’ve now had to make dual posts about it. :wink:

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I will du-all I can to resolve the dual duel issue. :slight_smile:

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Duly noted. :slight_smile:

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Duel-ly noted, surely?

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Indeed, yes. What a jewel you are!

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Duly noted + Duly noted = Dually noted

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