Gentleman builds tongue robot to lick cartoon girls

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“Anime was a mistake”

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The guy misheard the internet is made up of links.

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Gentleman builds tongue robot to lick cartoon girls

I’m taking the rest of the day off, WTF.

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Well it’s about fucking time.

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This will free up so much of my time.

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Well, they’re certainly not going to lick themselves, are they?

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i assume the nekos will.

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you mean…now that the licking time is over?

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I think a bit of googling–with safe search off–would quickly show that that statement is distinctly not true.

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If you want something licked right, then you gotta lick it yourself.

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unless he stole the tongue from a pedestrian and has tried to test the machine in the local orphanage I’d think saddling him with the boingboing ‘gentleman’ label goes a bit too far.

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I can’t tell you how much I love Aeon Flux.

Also - oh - Japan. You… You guys were made for the Internet.

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So - he’s going with the “it’s for a friend” dodge?

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That’s only just slightly suggestive.

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The convenience is certainly hard to dismiss, but I do wonder about the impact such automation is going to have on the domestic cartoon girl licking labor force. ( I suppose artisan cartoon girl licking will always have its place, though.)

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Oh, on the face. Huh.
[Walks away, interest lost.]

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Now he needs to build a robot who will masturbate to the video of the tongue doing its thing.

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