Gentleman builds tongue robot to lick cartoon girls


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[Read the post]


#2

“Anime was a mistake”


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#5

The guy misheard the internet is made up of links.


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Gentleman builds tongue robot to lick cartoon girls

I’m taking the rest of the day off, WTF.


#7

Well it’s about fucking time.


#8

This will free up so much of my time.


#9

Well, they’re certainly not going to lick themselves, are they?


#10

i assume the nekos will.


#11

you mean…now that the licking time is over?


#12

I think a bit of googling–with safe search off–would quickly show that that statement is distinctly not true.


#13

If you want something licked right, then you gotta lick it yourself.


#14

unless he stole the tongue from a pedestrian and has tried to test the machine in the local orphanage I’d think saddling him with the boingboing ‘gentleman’ label goes a bit too far.


#15

I can’t tell you how much I love Aeon Flux.

Also - oh - Japan. You… You guys were made for the Internet.


#16

So - he’s going with the “it’s for a friend” dodge?


#17

That’s only just slightly suggestive.


#18

The convenience is certainly hard to dismiss, but I do wonder about the impact such automation is going to have on the domestic cartoon girl licking labor force. ( I suppose artisan cartoon girl licking will always have its place, though.)


#19

Oh, on the face. Huh.
[Walks away, interest lost.]


#20

Now he needs to build a robot who will masturbate to the video of the tongue doing its thing.