Gentleman hospitalized after sneaking into ex-girlfriend's house and falling through ceiling, then arrested for stealing

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/04/06/gentleman-hospitalized-after-s.html

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I think “gentleman” in this case is a quite generous term for this guy.

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Kansas Man giving Florida Man a run for the money but needs an electric wheelchair with a cooler of beer bungied to the back if he’s going to have any real credibility.

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I’m surprised that it wasn’t the hospital wrist-band, with his name.

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He’s a keeper!

So… what was this guy’s endgame? I don’t get it.

I wouldn’t want to walk a mile in his shoes- if he can find them.

I know right, what’s the matter with Kansas man and his seriously undersupplied stupidity expeditions.

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Kansas Man is just trying to build up cred and gather some scratch to get to Florida where he can settle down nice and cozy as a bona fide Florida Man

“gentleman” = comment bait.

I believe you mean…Kansassian.

And it’s fine for Kansassian to dream, but he will never be Florida Man any more than my cat will be a Bengal tiger.

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Kansas and Florida are both in the bottom quintile of per capita funding for education. Mr. Bergkamp is one of the winners of that race to the bottom.

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