Gentleman punishes recalcitrant bicycle

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/04/07/gentleman-punishes-recalcitran.html

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That’s totally “covid”, Dude.

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MAGA hat?

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Obama did it…

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Clearly, gravity is a liberal conspiracy to keep us down.

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That’s what my dog Whiskey said, and I ain’t buying it.

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Who among us hasn’t beaten a disobedient boat motor with an oar …

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Of course I got “Head Like A Hole” stuck in my head as soon as I read the caption…

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…or a hammer:

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Your dog makes a lot a sense before the sun rises.

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Clicked on r/IdiotsFightingThings, lost 45 minutes. Thanks, Mark.

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Like that.

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Thanks. Came to check, left satisfied.

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Recalictrant Velocipede is the name of my Cyberwave Steampunk Ska band.

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Nietzsche then threw himself on the bicycle and, weeping, pleaded for mercy.

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I’m surprised this wasn’t cross posted in the thereifixedit subreddit.

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I don’t see the problem here … he noticed his wheel was out of true, he dismounted in prompt manner to avoid any possible damage, and then he merely made an in-the-field adjustment to fix it.

Can’t help but wonder if falling off the bike had little to do with any failing on the bike’s part, and more to do with over-consumption of the local tequila…
As for carrying a machete down the back of his pants, that begs a whole other bunch of questions!

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