No, in that timeline Elizabeth II just stepped down from the throne to spend more time pursuing her passion as a bionic Olympian rocket-tobogganist.
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Just about.
But there is that sliver of Alabama between it and FL.
At least he wasn’t a roundhead… (Go do some more Googling).
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I’m not ashamed to say I didn’t have to look that up 
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Greater Floribama area.
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aka - Florida 2: Electric Boogaloo
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What’s sad is how incredibly relieved I am that the suspect is not a person of color.
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Don’t leave us in suspense… were police able to recover his stolen paraphernalia?
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Given the amount of trouble he both went to, and is now in, it seems only right that they at least try…
I somehow guessed it wasn’t from the title. Apart from being the act of someone who is extremely high, this looks like the act of someone who is overflowing with privilege.
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Bath salts are a hell of a drug.
Also, Floridians and Texans everywhere breath a sigh of relief (I know I did).
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Not a single like, people? Did anybody notice the dude’s name?! It was quite appropriate!
Geez!
OK I’ll see myself out now… 
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Not to mention he didn’t get shot.
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Florida, Mississippi Valley, or Gulfport: if you stand still you will grow rust or mildew. Obviously some of this has worked itself into this dudebro’s cranial cavity.
OTOH, Gulfport and Biloxi have more mosquitoes per cubic foot of air than darned near anywhere else on earth. Don’t take my word for it, ask any military man who has been stationed there. It could be Zika.
Or it could be one of my former motel tenants/guests.
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