Well if you watched one why not ask for a volume discount?
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So I guess orange really is the new black.
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I used to work in downtown Cincinnati during the years where porn-hating Sheriff Si Leis was in charge, he of “The People vs Larry Flynt”. All porn was banned (theoretically). But good ol’ Larry Flynt opened a Hustler store right downtown. No porn, but so many adult toys. When you try to ban something, the folks who sell it get clever.
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Volume!
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::snrk::
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Is it? The person who mentions Chattanooga is different from the one who originally posted the picture under the title “Generic adult films in Georgia gas station”…
Not that I’d go looking for the display, mind. I’m asking for a friend.
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Good for those ‘I just need any combination and number of humans of a certain ethnicity having any variety of sex’ moments.
Also, an interesting juxtaposition to hyper-specific internet porn site scenarios e.g http://carstuckgirls.com (NSFW!).
Off-topic anecdote: Once very early in the AM I came across a huge porn DVD stash strewn across a large section of road (and a DVD with the power cord neatly wrapped around it). The scattered arrangement made it appear as though the whole stash had been tossed out the window of a car at high speed. Any theories? Pissed off wife ditching her husbands recently discovered porn hoard? A guilt-ridden born-again Christian with no brakes? Globalist forensic-experts field-testing a top-secret high capacity porn missile?
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As someone who drives in GA an awful lot (cause I live here) I don’t see these, but that’s likely because I’m in and around the ATL mostly, where one can easily find porn in adult novelty shops and there are strip clubs aplenty (not to mention the destination spot, the Clermont Lounge on Ponce). I do see plenty billboards for adult stores in gas stations out in more rural areas.
I will say that Chattanooga is really close to the border and in fact one of the popular tourist spots associated with Chattanooga, Rock City, is actually in GA, not TN -as is, I think Ruby Falls. So I wouldn’t be suprised if some people who live and work just south of Chattanooga have a Chattanooga address, but are in GA, as sometimes people live in unincorporated parts of the county and their mailing address is the nearest city/town.
Also… SEE ROCK CITY!!!
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Orange is the new black???
Yes, they made the “Asian” porn yellow
hurray for manufactured outrage! omg, some of the white porn covers are blue, and the latina is green, and the black is orange. and the interracial is also yellow. big frickin deal, i’m sure it was just random. but don’t let that stop you from being butthurt.
I don’t recall anyone saying that they were butthurt or outraged. Why, do you have a butthurt fetish?
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Bingo! I think you precisely nailed it.
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What color would that be?
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Why is she covered with centipede stings?
If you spent all day on a sun-baked prairie wearing a sizzling orange minidress while supervising a platoon of beefy workmen as they paint immense grain silos vibrant yellow and fuchsia - you’d be covered with centipede stings, too.
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You may make fun of us Georgians, but in Alabama the gas station porn is color-coded by species: Orange for goat, yellow for cow, white for chicken, etc.
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What if the production values were an equal to the covers?
Mechanically acted, in a plain white room, tape transport noise from the handheld camera mic…
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I’m sure this is someone’s preferred niche, somewhere on the planet.
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Probably some field porn. I think the subject was mentioned here on the BBS, with a link to a Reddit forum. Unfortunately I just googled that string at work and probably raised a red flag somewhere.
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this was my bike route to get to high-school every day! but there were no porn stores then. i’m certain I would have noticed.
The one porno shop I went to in Nashville was somewhere between 2nd Av and 6th and south of Broadway, so past those big buildings in the pic and to then right a ways, down where the interstate goes over. We went because the sign–visible from the interstate–said it was the world’s largest. pretty sure they did not actually research that claim in depth but it was pretty big.
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since nobody’s mentioned it yet, the Repo Man thing was in reference to the running gag around generic packaging on food, popular in the 80s.
“Lets go get some drinks.”
[cut to]
or maybe nobody mentioned it yet because everyone’s seen it and I’m being pedantic now. anyway, excellent flick.
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