German gamer angry


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/01/06/german-gamer-angry.html


#2

Mostly the word “fuck” in various combinations.


#3

English subs to the rescue.


#4

It’s mostly variations on “I’ve fucked your mom, you damned son-of-a-whore”. Classy…


#5

Dude was big on anal sex with moms. Does he ever listen to his ranting and think, “I really should diversify my ranty insults…”?


#6

This is why the BBS has audio chat disabled in the condiment threads.


#7

Aside from the ranty, asshole, mom-raping stuff he seems like a pretty decent guy.


#8

so a normal online game session then?


#9

People get really salty talking about mayonnaise.


#10

Cool! I always wondered what happened to that kid way back when. Now he’s all grown up, sniff.


#11

curious why it’s so important that he did it when he was 8 years old. Why 8? Why then? So many questions.


#12

Who says gamers don’t exercise enough?


#13

Not knowing a lot of German, this sounds like a conversation between Adolph Hitler and Kurt Weill.


#14

It gets echo-y at around 30" in, I wonder if it’s the Alps…


#15

I turned the subtitles on. I liked the calm “Du hast keine Penis” at the end.


#16

Funny because I got subtitles, even though I didn’t need any.


#17

I hope this kid has a microphone. Otherwise his greatest wisdom may have been lost for all time…
Wait… why is he on camera?


#18

So what actually happened - what is he so angry about?

Did he think he had killed the other player, but because of the other player’s lag, it turned it he hadn’t?

Side note: I game a bit, and I enjoy watching Kotaku’s Highlight Reels with my son. Some of the time, I can’t tell what was supposed to be funny/glitchy/awesome in the videos though (especially in Overwatch, which may play wonderfully, but to watch these vids it’s just a colourful blur).


#19

Hmmm? :no_mouth:


#20

I shouldn’t need subtitles, but the shouting was so loud and echoed so much that the subtitles definitely helped.