Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/09/truth-reconciliation-and-tape.html
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If they supply the peanut butter, my dog will have it done by Friday.
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I am thinking of the earlier Shredder Challenge issued by DARPA on this very topic. Perhaps this could be restarted as the “bonus round.”
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Maybe some of those Iranian craftsmen from the 1979 revolution are still around to do the work.
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Is the Church of Scientology not eligible for Most Invasive Surveillance State? Because they seem to to turn every member into a snitch.
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Scene: An intelligence analyst in Germany’s FIS gets the report on the shredded files.
Gunther: “Oh, goody! I love puzzles!”
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May I offer you an Umlaut? Oh, and obligatorily:
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Yes. Please make that a cheese umlaut.
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That would be Käse, then. So ein Käse, as I say in German when my joke falls flat.
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Soufflés can fall flat. Your joke didn’t.
(Ha! Didn’t catch me on the acute accent mark!)
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Well no wonder it’s hard, it’s all in German! No way could I do that, maybe if it was in English like normal documents.
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Maybe the CAPTCHA people could help out with that.
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Je l’ai fondu sur la langue.
ETA, to keep this thread going: however acute and spiced satirical content may be, it’s protection from the law is stronger than it’s protection from bad humourists (and Twitter/Facebook bots and moderators). Titanic scored. Team Maas 0, Team Titanic 15.
They’ll might well win the match, you know. 
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