Get a load of this doofus boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/05/get-a-load-of-this-doofus-boar.html

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WITH POOP ON IT!!!

At least until the top of the stairs.

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Come on guys. That’s clearly a diaper tag.

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I have figured it out. That is a signal from qanon. A custodial worker in the WH. That is why they are privvy to all the poop going down.

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Hey! Sometimes I get toilet paper stuck to my shoe!

(Trying to make a joke so subtle it’s not actually funny)

Nah can’t be…Drumpf only uses 24k toilet paper to go with his golden throne

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ENHANCE!

I%20HeartVlad

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A napkin does make more sense - he would have had to walked a considerable distance with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, but no doubt he’s a slob who drops napkins on the floor of his car after eating fast food there.

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And the trumpanzees will adore him even more for this.

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Looks more like the Constitution.

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LOL. This can’t fucking be real. Anyone else would have had a staffer let them know early on. I wonder how many people saw it and were like, “Fuck him”.

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All of them, apparently.

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That was the US Constitution, he wipes his ass with it daily.

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He wipes his ass with napkins? Not surprised.

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i thought it was a metaphor, for america.

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Please tell me this a photomanipulation…
He isn´t even my president, yet I feel embarrassed.

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Wholly shit.

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I figured it was the nuclear launch codes that he dropped while heading out to see his bud (Putin).

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That’s some 8-dimensional chess right there.

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