Get a load of this doofus boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/05/get-a-load-of-this-doofus-boar.html


#2

WITH POOP ON IT!!!

At least until the top of the stairs.


#3

Come on guys. That’s clearly a diaper tag.


#5

I have figured it out. That is a signal from qanon. A custodial worker in the WH. That is why they are privvy to all the poop going down.


#6

Hey! Sometimes I get toilet paper stuck to my shoe!

(Trying to make a joke so subtle it’s not actually funny)


#7

Nah can’t be…Drumpf only uses 24k toilet paper to go with his golden throne


#8

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#9

ENHANCE!

I%20HeartVlad


#10

A napkin does make more sense - he would have had to walked a considerable distance with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, but no doubt he’s a slob who drops napkins on the floor of his car after eating fast food there.


#11

And the trumpanzees will adore him even more for this.


#12

Looks more like the Constitution.


#13

LOL. This can’t fucking be real. Anyone else would have had a staffer let them know early on. I wonder how many people saw it and were like, “Fuck him”.


#14

All of them, apparently.


#15

That was the US Constitution, he wipes his ass with it daily.


#16

He wipes his ass with napkins? Not surprised.


#17

i thought it was a metaphor, for america.


#18

Please tell me this a photomanipulation…
He isn´t even my president, yet I feel embarrassed.


#19

Wholly shit.


#20

I figured it was the nuclear launch codes that he dropped while heading out to see his bud (Putin).


#21

That’s some 8-dimensional chess right there.