Get a load of this doofus boarding Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe

[pesco]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/10/05/get-a-load-of-this-doofus-boar.html

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[MaiqTheLiar]

WITH POOP ON IT!!!

At least until the top of the stairs.

[Ratel]

Come on guys. That’s clearly a diaper tag.

[Rachel_Hall]

I have figured it out. That is a signal from qanon. A custodial worker in the WH. That is why they are privvy to all the poop going down.

[Paul_McEvoy]

Hey! Sometimes I get toilet paper stuck to my shoe!

(Trying to make a joke so subtle it’s not actually funny)

[anon81034786]

Nah can’t be…Drumpf only uses 24k toilet paper to go with his golden throne

[anon59592690]

[VoxInSpatium]

ENHANCE!

[Shuck]

A napkin does make more sense - he would have had to walked a considerable distance with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, but no doubt he’s a slob who drops napkins on the floor of his car after eating fast food there.

[p96]

And the trumpanzees will adore him even more for this.

[ehuelga]

Looks more like the Constitution.

[Mister44]

LOL. This can’t fucking be real. Anyone else would have had a staffer let them know early on. I wonder how many people saw it and were like, “Fuck him”.

[anon59592690]

All of them, apparently.

[Papasan]

That was the US Constitution, he wipes his ass with it daily.

[KathyPartdeux]

@Shuck

A napkin does make more sense -

He wipes his ass with napkins? Not surprised.

[redesigned]

i thought it was a metaphor, for america.

[wolfman_al2]

Please tell me this a photomanipulation…
He isn´t even my president, yet I feel embarrassed.

[generic_name]

Wholly shit.

[dommerdoodle]

I figured it was the nuclear launch codes that he dropped while heading out to see his bud (Putin).

[someguy]

That’s some 8-dimensional chess right there.