Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/11/27/trump-hosts-press-event-from-tiny-table-then-rants-on-twitter.html
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Tiny Desk Con Fart.
This has to be abused staff members exacting some revenge on their jerk boss.
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They made him sit at the kids table. Amazing.
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That desk is so tiny the presidential seal is going to tip it over.
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The purpose of that desk is usually for signing things while other people crowd around for the cameras. He blew it by appearing alone.
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Has he already started stealing the good furniture?
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In the next briefing, he will start flinging his own poop at reporters.
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I’m always telling people not to interpret stupidity as 4D chess, but even I am struggling to believe he can be this much of a clown through instinct alone.
Could this be part of a conscious plan to metaphorically lick all the Muffins of Office before Biden gets to them? That’s how Turmp got started in politics, after all – as a stunt to diminish Obama by debasing the office itself.
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He did it because it made his hands look big.
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Conservative?
I’m an old acid tripping, weed smoking, war protesting, brown rice eating, government dismantling child of the 1950s - 1960s. Next to these reactionary clowns and their ilk, it turns out that I’m the patriotic conservative.
Those guys…
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“Twitter is sending out totally false “Trends” that have absolutely nothing to do with what is really trending in the world.”
Really? How would YOU know?
[ETA: so apparently #DiaperDon is trending at number one in basically every English speaking country, and trending at number two worldwide. Which I guess means the diaper contains both number one and number two.]
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He’s already stockpiling.
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Thread:
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He reminds me of my then 5 y/o nephew who used to sit at a coffee table with his coloring book.
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Maybe he is trying to make his tiny hands look normal?
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Did he stamp his tiny feet and pound his tiny hands on the tiny desk?
ETA: He was attempting a “fireside chat” look, I suspect.
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Worst Tiny Desk Concert ever.
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He’ll be pulling turds out of his Depends.
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It’s an illusion. The desk just looks tiny because his hands are so big.
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