Rob, your temporal gland is acting up in the low field again.
I don’t mind getting news from the future, but couldn’t it be something useful like lottery numbers or stock prices?
If the normal desk is “The Resolute Desk,” what do we call Trump’s tiny desk? The Dissolute Desk? The Incontinent Desk? The Petulant Desk?
Today, Donald Trump truly became President. /s
I think we have a winner.
That is great. I would only ask could we switch the blurb on the lower left to
MY FIRST AND ONLY PRESIDENCY ™
Old Man Yells at Cloud. Film at Eleven.
You’re a bit late to the party.
Tiny desk for tiny hands.
And I probably won’t get a seat at the table because it’s too small!
I’d respect the hell out of a President who had the confidence to have a press conference while having tea with friends…
I expect to see Snoopy dancing on that piano the day Biden is sworn in!.
If he ever has another press conference, he will make sure that they get him a ridiculously large desk to sit behind. And he will look tiny behind it, and people will make fun of him for that too.
Because he’s a terrible person.
I was hoping that the Reuters reporter would’ve “wagged” his finger right back at Trump.
CNN said it was a portable presidential desk because he signed the documents outside the Oval Office.
If the Oval Office desk was made from the timbers of the HMS Resolute, then perhaps this one was built from one of the dinghies.
is it safe to stop paying attention to him yet?
