Toilet paper featuring Trump tweets

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Sadly, it’s already sold out,

Shit out’a luck then…

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Smeared fecal matter would actually clean up the tenor of the tweets.

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Those tweets are not worthy enough to wipe my ass.

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Amazon is less “out of stock” than simply having decided that it won’t carry it anymore. Try a general internet search and see if other parties are carrying it. I’d be very surprised if that didn’t turn up something. Bon chance.

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Two Ply or To Lie?

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No thanks. He’s been too much of a pain in my ass already.

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I figured Trump would prefer to be thought of as a Soprano.

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On the one hand it should be the lowest quality paper possible on the other hand, oh no it broke and got on the other hand!

In that vein, I think of him as a castrato.

No thanks, I want to feel cleaner after wiping. Not like my previously shit stained anus is now somehow contaminated with something worse.

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We as a society need to put the Trump era behind us.

I’m holding it until they come out with trump visage urinal cakes.

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