Moron-in-Chief threw "very good towels" in Puerto Rico


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/09/moron-in-chief-threw-very-go.html


#2

Two more complete morons I cannot imagine.


#3

Why don’t they just make out and get it over with?


#4

These beautiful, soft towels, very good towels, are great for soaking up water. Big water.

See Spot run. Run Spot, run.


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#6

Thank you for the bounty we’re about to recieve


#7

So we have actual, factual footage, of Trump LITERALLY “Throwing In The Towel” on his Presidency!


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burningcouch


#10

You assume they didn’t?


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#12

This type of nonsense cannot last. Trump will hopefully quit because his fragile ego cannot handle constant criticism. I’ve noticed that his hair color, formerly a piss-yellow hue, has been looking more gray or white in recent days. Maybe the stress is getting to him.


#13

Hands are too big.


#14

Trump Towels: the quicker-fucker-upper!


#15

So wait, this fucktard showed up and handed out…towels? To people in need of clean water, food, medicine, shelter and safety?

And then fucked off to talk about what a rock star he is in an interview?


#16

Forget paper towels. For this term, I’m looking for barf bags in bulk. Maybe Amazon?


#17

One wonders whether Cheeto Benito was throwing Koch-Brother-Approved™ Brawny paper towels, or some other, improperly-sourced, communist brand.


#18

A good paper towel replaces all my worldly needs. But it has to be a good one.


#19

Or he’s stopped using dye, because he can.

If his supporters like the old look, I suggest chanting “Dye! Dye! Dye!” at his rallies.


#20

Bravo! Bellisimo!