Moron-in-Chief threw "very good towels" in Puerto Rico

[jlw]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/10/09/moron-in-chief-threw-very-go.html

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[michaeljtobias]

Two more complete morons I cannot imagine.

[anon75430791]

Why don’t they just make out and get it over with?

[VoxInSpatium]

These beautiful, soft towels, very good towels, are great for soaking up water. Big water.

See Spot run. Run Spot, run.

[Brainspore]

[SamWinston]

Thank you for the bounty we’re about to recieve

[wil9000]

So we have actual, factual footage, of Trump LITERALLY “Throwing In The Towel” on his Presidency!

[Papasan]

[LurkingGrue]

[Boundegar]

You assume they didn’t?

[anon61833566]

[MBrody]

This type of nonsense cannot last. Trump will hopefully quit because his fragile ego cannot handle constant criticism. I’ve noticed that his hair color, formerly a piss-yellow hue, has been looking more gray or white in recent days. Maybe the stress is getting to him.

[Bushbaby]

Hands are too big.

[anon34697667]

Trump Towels: the quicker-fucker-upper!

[Blaze_Curry]

So wait, this fucktard showed up and handed out…towels? To people in need of clean water, food, medicine, shelter and safety?

And then fucked off to talk about what a rock star he is in an interview?

[knoxblox]

Forget paper towels. For this term, I’m looking for barf bags in bulk. Maybe Amazon?

[isomorphic]

One wonders whether Cheeto Benito was throwing Koch-Brother-Approved™ Brawny paper towels, or some other, improperly-sourced, communist brand.

[MaiqTheLiar]

A good paper towel replaces all my worldly needs. But it has to be a good one.

[RickMycroft]

Or he’s stopped using dye, because he can.

If his supporters like the old look, I suggest chanting “Dye! Dye! Dye!” at his rallies.

[tekna2007]

Bravo! Bellisimo!