Well, at least people are learning to use their imagination again but probably not in the way Einstein referred.
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I was about to comment that here in Manila straight women hold hands and cuddle so much in the street it’s hard for my midwestern USA trained brain to believe they’re not gay. And there are also straight men who hold hands and walk arm in arm ‘better’ than most lovebirds in the US.
After the initial strangeness wore off, it’s quite nice to look down a street of oncoming walkers and have a strange sense that the whole street kinda likes each other.
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Why did no one warn me about the un-American Korean writing in this ad?!
해피 메리 크리스마스 (“Happy Merry Christmas,” written phonetically.)
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I myself caught the gay from pressing my lips against soy ink ambiguous designs printed on a recycled cardboard cup…So what’s the problem with that?..Oh wait! The snowflakes think its a bad thing to be gay. Now I get it. Bless their hearts, they’re too fuckin’ stupid to be queer. Somebody should tell them that.
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I guess for the outaged masses, lesbians are only ok when it’s porn or t.A.T.u.
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McDonalds treated this holiday with a more appropriate level of gravity. 
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At this point Starbucks is just trolling the right-wing fundamentalists with their holiday cups. I fully support this action, and the Creme Brulee Latte is pretty good if you ask them to kinda maybe not make it as syrupy as usual.
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I guess the video possibly had a lesbian couple. The cups have two people holding hands. It could be anything - even siblings. I guess some people work really hard to find things to be upset about.
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Wait, they’re so hot and bothered about two people hot and bothered about two hands of indeterminate gender that they haven’t noticed the Starbucks angel or whatever she is down at the bottom with her knees up showing her …
She’s a mermaid. She’s got two tails. Why she has to display them, I’m not sure. I guess if you were a mermaid and you had two tails you’d be generally aware that you were somewhat, somehow, special?
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Oh those are tails I thought they were hands … I was more referring to the white negative space below her which once seen cannot be unseen
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Maybe it’s written in North Korean! OMG, North Korean possible lesbians holding hands on a Starbucks coffee cup! It’s worse than we thought!
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I understand that in parts of the Middle East it’s entirely normal for straight male friends to hold hands.
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“Tails”
There’s a whole section of Japanese comic books that would say otherwise.
Fight back! Fight back, before Gay Obama comes to take your guns!
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Yes but this is America where it causes the Gay.
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This is a sign of the coming of the four teletubbies of the apocalypse
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Those perverts are embracing customers instead of just screwing them over like God intended!
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Hands? That’s not the problem here!
“Won’t somebody please think of the children?”
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