Get this GPS-equipped fitness watch for just $29.99


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/29/get-this-gps-equipped-fitness.html


#2

But is it tactical artisanal & milspec?


#3

this reminds me of something… ah yes.

@frauenfelder, did your craptastic watch arrive? you never wrote about your experiences with this gadget


#4

Gee, I didn’t realize these things had gotten so cheap.

It’s kind of tempting – but $30 will surely get an even better model from a more reputable outlet, right?


#5

Man, I remember paying substantially more for bare GPS modules not so long ago.


#6

Do you use this before or after vaping?


#8

During - to help you keep track of where the vapors are taking you.


#9

This is a watershed moment for Boing Boing Store! A totally normal ad for a totally normal product for what seems like a resonable price, and it is written in normal 3d person voice without hype or unusual narrative structure. Yea Boing Boing!


#10

Also in the context of what BB usually publishes this has a distinct air of:


#11

Regiment != regimen.


#12

“It’s PT time, Rogers! Do the entire regiment!”

“Sargent, don’t you mean “regimen”?”

“Just what army did you think you joined, Rogers? Get to it!”


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