Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/09/06/giant-inflatable-twister-game.html
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Eye-watering price tag aside, that looks way too comfortable to resist admitting defeat and taking a nap.
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I thought “Twister” didn’t need any further refining to encourage an adult orgy.
Wrong again!
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The girl in purple in the product photo seems to have her left and right confused.
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Well this is nice. Having an orgy on the floor gets really uncomfortable after your 20s.
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Hard mode: starts as a mat and slowly inflates as you play.
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The original was decried as “sex in a box.” This does nothing to dissuade one of the opinion.
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Dots are too far apart, defeating the purpose of the game, dontcha think?
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Finally an air mattress I won’t roll off of in the middle of the night.
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Decried or championed
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I will hazard a guess, and suggest it was an age-related boundary separating the two opinions.
Well, either that, or a religiosity index.
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I picked up a game of Twister at a garage sale in my college years. Brought it to parties and it works like a charm to resolve certain issues of interest or non-interest shall we say. Very much interested. Good times.
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That’s a really expensive air mattress.
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This will be under the many Trump XMAS trees,
“Let’s see. Ivanka will need two for her, and one for Gerrold. Melanie will need at least two. Who’s that kid I can’t pick out of a crowd? Taffy? The twin Donalds will just shoot theirs, so better get a few back-ups. There’s one more Mini-me, I think. Count or Duke or something. (shouts) Can somebody write down my thoughts for me?”
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Now the orgy can occur right where it started. Ever tried to move annonce to a different room? Awkward!
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For the same H/M price, do you realize you could purchase a Sleep Number adjustable bed, a regular Twister game from Hasbro, and some duct tape, and still have enough left over to buy SIX these?
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{Customers of Hammacher Schlemmer} ∩ {Customers who look at price tags} = ∅.
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Turn off Safe Search & Google ‘naked twister.’
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So very un-Trumpian, though. We must have conspicuous consumption of nonsensical items, preferably in gold. That’s what he needs - a Twister game on which all the dots are gold.
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