Giant rolling rock almost crushes man


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/27/giant-rolling-rock-almost-crus.html


#2

Had he recently exfiltrated a golden idol from a nearby cave?


#3

I bet the local teens call it “Mt. Spankit” because it’s always getting its rocks off.


#4


#5

Too abrupt, no sense of drama.

8Days


#6

I need a change of underwear


#7

Pink armadillo lady, can take out a truck, so this is nothing.


#8


#9

Holy Shit? Yeah, it was!


#10

Learn and promote the phrase “mere centimeters”.

Ba a happy mutant, embrace the metric system! :straight_ruler:


#11

Bout 5/8ths of an inch if ya ask me.


#12

“They should charge that rock with basalt!”

“From the speed it was traveling, it looks like that slate was late.”

“Shale Mail! Delivered rain or shine!”


#13

“Gneiss”.


#14


#15

Agreed. Inches are stupid.

Witness the extreme profanity caused by attempting to explain imperial measurements to someone brought up with the metric system:


#16

Gathers no mas?


#17

You may be right. When I first saw the video, I was like, “Oh, schist!”, but then I thought, “A’a, I mustn’t take things for granite.”


#18

Meh. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.


#19

God damn it, I should have come up with “Holy schist!” :wink:


#20

Tough times indeed when that video is a good unicorn chaser for the Playstation rape story…