Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/27/giant-rolling-rock-almost-crus.html
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Had he recently exfiltrated a golden idol from a nearby cave?
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I bet the local teens call it “Mt. Spankit” because it’s always getting its rocks off.
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Too abrupt, no sense of drama.
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I need a change of underwear
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Pink armadillo lady, can take out a truck, so this is nothing.
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Holy Shit? Yeah, it was!
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Learn and promote the phrase “mere centimeters”.
Ba a happy mutant, embrace the metric system! 
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Bout 5/8ths of an inch if ya ask me.
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“They should charge that rock with basalt!”
“From the speed it was traveling, it looks like that slate was late.”
“Shale Mail! Delivered rain or shine!”
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“Gneiss”.
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Agreed. Inches are stupid.
Witness the extreme profanity caused by attempting to explain imperial measurements to someone brought up with the metric system:
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Gathers no mas?
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You may be right. When I first saw the video, I was like, “Oh, schist!”, but then I thought, “A’a, I mustn’t take things for granite.”
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Meh. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.
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God damn it, I should have come up with “Holy schist!” 
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Tough times indeed when that video is a good unicorn chaser for the Playstation rape story…
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