GIF: Teddy bear care package




Do the bears explode on impact, or are they intended as area-denial mines?


There’s no need for parachutes, you know. They have no bones, and just bounce on impact.


Or maybe they are exploding with such force that retarding the fall is needed for the chopper to get far enough before the shock wave arrives.

Or it makes the barometric switch triggering the payload more accurately.

Many reasons why tactical carebears could need parachutes…


I heard the enemy has been machine-gunning them as they descend. Those dirty bastards!


I thought that it was Putin’s Crimean invasion plan poorly disguised as a goodwill tour.


Maybe it was a goodwill tour poorly disguised as an invasion?


Make no mistake—those are tactical teddies, and they’re being deployed deep into enemy territory.


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